To be a saint.

Nov
21st

Sat

Holy shit.

Sep
12th

Sat

Dear Dexter,

If you want to stay, don’t rip up the carpet anymore.

Sincerely,

Deidre

Sep
7th

Mon

Thank god for MTV.

After watching the “16 and Pregnant” marathon, I am never having sex again.

Sep
4th

Fri

I could be in Atlanta doing God knows what with Brice and other people I don’t know very well. And even though I wanted to go, I have a Dexter and a house full of other animals to take care of. So I stayed.

And my car is clean.

Unbelievably responsible. And so proud.

Aug
30th

Sun

Went in for a tire. Came out with a Dexter.

Ah, well. It happens.

Aug
21st

Fri

Like a rockstar.

Doing it Deidrestyle.

7:00 p.m.

Going to bed.

Aug
17th

Mon

My new idol.

Ron English.

Aug
14th

Fri

And so it goes...

My mom and dad went on a date tonight. Red Lobster and Gator Golf. They have been married for 25 years and they still go goofy golfing.

I don’t need Disney Princesses to make me believe in true love. I get to see it everyday.

Aug
2nd

Sun

MIA.

If anyone has seen my computer…let me know.

It’s currently missing.

No big deal.

Edit.

Her name is Weazer. Not Weasel.

That’s how much I’ve paid attention to it.